One sort of a young girl came out to the store, buy some products, and at the same time a holiday gift Listings. Listings gift, and then roll it her husband? -- asks a reader. Or, someone else's husband or her lover? -- ironic smile some.

Net. The heroine of our history (let's call her Marina) did not have either the husband or lover or simply Show, and gave gifts to the holiday itself. Do not think that she had a frightening appearance or had abhorrent nature. Not at all. It is pretty girl with a normal character, just at the moment she was nobody, not counting, of course, parents living in another city and the red cat named Barsik. Some single women, strenuously pretend that they are not alone, tell fairy tales about the non-existent non-existent with the Chevalier of the novel, attributed to a bunch of fans, and so on. Others, however, pretend that their men are not interested. Mol, with the guy alone trouble, and both times, why they gave me. Third - just live in the hope of a happy occasion. That's what made our heroine.

It was she, then, in the direction of the supermarket and thinking, of course, about how it would be cool to get acquainted with the guy and meet him, but in the long run may create a family. I think the majority of single girls dreaming exactly that. Our Marine, I can say lucky: it was itself behind a real fairy. Maybe it was far from fairy, and her guardian angel, able to read his thoughts… A Trust may not walked none at all, it was just on that day and in this moment ukazuyuschy finger fate sent its electoral gesture at our heroine.

Unfortunately, sometimes lonely girl agree to get acquainted with anyone. It happens is, in fact true? (Note, I did not say getting into, I said get acquainted). My girl was just such a mood. And, as such should happen near the house that she met the most ordinary Hanurik. Drinking is not ignorant of the two, not three weeks ago, when it is, he himself has not remember Hanurik could not withdraw from it. Yes, honestly, and did not try. Why? He already in tipsy state, felt quite comfortable.
-- Hi - unexpectedly greeted Hanurik and immediately asked for two opohmel Hryvnia.
-- I give - he swore - that is to get out and give the work.

"Well, of course. Get out to work, to get money and go back to records. Then again will ask for opohmel "- thought Marina, but gave the money, not even two hryvna, as many as five less than it had been in a purse. In turn, Hanurik wangled her phone number. Otherwise, how would he give debt?

Marina went further.

***

Near the entrance to the supermarket has slowed down dramatically steep thing Kadyrov. It ran a young man rushed and hurried to shop. It was Trudogolik. He tried to do everything very quickly (to revamp more cases in the workplace).
-- Not a bad wheelbarrows - Marina thought - that is, it would be nice if I had the guy.

Once inside the supermarket, she spoke about the jewelry department. Prices, however, the bite.
-- A pouvesistey tsepuhi you not? -- voice over your ear. -- Well, let's me that won. His cute bultereru Dog-collar instead. Pacany, in kind, ofonareyut.

The girl looked. Behind her stood Bandit, huge, short strizheny guy in a leather jacket. He reminded build-heavyweight champion, and manners - Bonds, a native vypolzshego bask in the sun caves.
-- Stylish man - thought Marina. -- I strong. As the saying goes, this lady. Though this guy directly say ???????? neotesan and, I think, if he insisted, I would not have denied him.

Ha, naive, relations with other people Bandit built in such a way that no one has ever he does not denied.
-- Have you nothing - said Bandit, unceremoniously let the girl - Signifi so, I am going nesting on the arrow. Bratva waiting in kind. And you, beautiful, naprawde me your phone appointment.
I added: "Bystrenko".

With such a strong-willed head of Marine encountered for the first time in their lives. Disconnecting the sheet of notebook, she recorded phone and handed its new friend.


***

In the dairy department, our heroine met with another young man, very intelligent. (I would say, too).
-- Be so kind, tell me, please, how much it costs won a bottle of kefir, and I forgot homes glasses - he asked.
-- What fun - thought Marina - and, at the same time, all of a helpless. Therefore requires not so much a wife, how many nannies. But someone such others are husbands, still better than not having any.

After returning from the supermarket, Marina became prepare special dinner for two: for himself and his cat Barsika, but first vlezla the Internet. In Folder "incoming" hung a new message. Pisal some young people looking to meet. (Incidentally, it was the very Trudogolik, whom she met at the supermarket). The girl has been fun. "The same need - she thought, for some couple of hours to meet with the four guys. But whom do you choose me? "

Bandit - immediately visible, strong guy. But what if he had become a household tyrant? Do not wish to see me constantly monitored.

(Ukrainian women, in general, are not accustomed to them in control, in fact, trying to keep themselves to men under…. under the supervision).

Workaholic - well earns not less than bandits. But he wanted to do it on the run, constantly hurry and haste, this annoys me terribly.

Intelligent - it is certainly a cultural man, but some too myagkotely, infantile, that there…

Hanurik - maybe it is a good guy, but unreliable. Money propivaet all, and will take in Drinking - so will disappear unclear where…. Yes, and yet it stinks of a dog. Well, come as a fallback option.

-- O - suddenly remembered the Marine - I forgot to buy a cat a piece of chicken. Will again kicked in the shop, and then blame Barsik.

***

On the way to the supermarket saw a girl Troll (or black magician, or wicked share), and - read her thoughts.
-- Raskatala lips, beautiful - thought trolls and decided joke. And, it must be said, this was an evil Troll, and his jokes were appropriate.

When Marino returned home, the guests found - four men vossedavshih at the table.
-- What do you do here? -- she was surprised.
-- A ?? you do not mind - decide who among us will be with you - for all Hanurik replied.
-- Let's deal faster - glanced at the clock, suggested Trudogolik - I still need to talk business partner.
-- Decide to be a woman - Intelligent applauded. -- Anyway, it is families in intelligent woman decides.
-- Late - applauded Bandit - I had already decided everything himself. In half an hour you are here umatyvaete and Heifer is in the shower.
-- I emailed you in the ear campus - responded Hanurik - do you think you are such a cool here? Incidentally, I have also engaged in banditry, just beyond the health left only to drink vodka.
-- M-yes, veselenkaya perspective - thought hostess - forever hurry workaholic, an intellectual who does not have an opinion and two bandits, one sitting, the other is likely to soon sit.
-- I go, pogulyayu - said Marina, and went on the corridor, feverishly thinking what to do.
-- correctly - agreed Bandit. -- Just retire ment call. And, incidentally, I am there, and its people, and among the instruments, and in the prosecutor's office…
-- Only short - she cried after Hanurik.

***

The girl returned to bottom. And then, near the elevator she met another guy. Just a guy from the stairwell. First, she never drew attention to it, and never knew that he lived here.
-- You, too, me? -- surprised girl.
-- And why did you decided that I must go to you? -- surprised guy. -- All in all, I went to my house.
-- But today, Valentine's Day - surprised girl - do you nobody?
-- Net - sighed guy.
-- And the case. Live, it turns out in one stairwell. I, too, until yesterday no one was, and now sit in the apartment and four guy arguing which of them will remain with me.

"What a donkey I - just thought the guy - such a young girl living next to me, but for all time, I did not speak with her."

Indeed, men often look at women through the eyes of other men. Some ladies, let's say, demand - hence, I have to try and happiness. Well, a woman who does not need anybody, so I no longer need. Such is the progress of thinking.
-- Well, and how do you treat this? -- he asked.
-- Why? -- peresprosila it.
-- Well, the four man in the apartment, in your cell, it is okay? Maybe, and I go, will be the fifth? Still, no thanks, much better this evening, I sit at home.

"What I dûr - thought Marina. -- I was in a stairwell lived this wonderful guy, but I have, as they say, the emphasis is not noticed. And the result - I sit in the apartment dubious characters, and each of them have yet to something looks. "
-- And why did they sit you, and you are here? -- Just ask the guy from the stairwell. -- you that, send for vodka?
-- Jokes about the vodka was not too successful - the girl replied. -- If you want to know, I, in general, they only met today, and never expected that they zayavyatsya.
Here it is to cry.

-- Eternally guy with any problems, and without them, so even worse, now I sit in the apartment all four, the situation - well, directly idiotic, I do not know even where they zdyhat.

-- Good - Simply proposed guy from the stairwell - let me rise, Sit Together, lets coffee, and at the same time and discuss the situation. I will try to help you. By the way, my name is Paul.
-- Marine - had the girl. Saying on truth, the guy and girl liked each other. Love - not love, but there is sympathy.

***

In Pashinoy apartment they drank wine and told each other about themselves. Where studied, where the people like that, and so on. Pili, mainly for the love, Valentine's Day, as nothing. I do not remember, after what toast, they began kissing. (No - no more. long as, in any case. And some are already half an hour after getting acquainted with a girl who can climb to it, not only in the soul, but under the skirt).

A dozen Marine evening to a mobile called Bandit, the most active of the whole magnificent quartet. (Or most impatient?)
-- You lazish where? Come on, topay here.
-- Oh, how can I go home? .. -- frightened girl whispered.
-- Do not worry. I will go with you and resolve this problem - Pasha said. Now it should be called not just a guy from its entrance, and Simply Her guy.
-- Oh, I am afraid - zahnykala it.
-- And I said, not afraid.

-- On another - snorted Bandit when Pasha entered the room.
By the time Trudogolik managed to escape to a meeting with business partner. Intelligent read the Kama Sutra. As for Hanurika, he was lying face in a salad, and no matter what has not responded.

Pasha Bandita invited to the kitchen, where a male serious conversation. Just talk tete-a-tete, no scuffle. Bandit Pashiny found convincing arguments (and, more importantly, I understood that he was not here shines), sat in his jeep and ukatil. Rather, the sauna to prostitutes. Alkasha carefully made and lay in the stairwell near the batteries warm (February, as did). Intelligent all understand himself and went home. By the way, since they Marine - friends, that is, communicate, talk to each other about their problems, but - without the slightest hint of Intimacy.

And what about Pasha? Pasha left. What is called, and seriously long time. Yes, you know, living together in the process reveals an interesting thing - Pasha combines all the features of a four guys who first visited Marina away in the Valentine's Day. Wel it themselves culturally and attentive, and it was definitely a plus, but in some areas shown remarkable helplessness. Sometimes when the work occurred, or worse podvorachivalas favorable wanted - became trudogolikom present, about such talk - "they do not need bread - the work ahead." But in bed Pasha has shown itself by this bandit. Bandit with a capital letter, in the good sense of the word. "And as it turned out that he lived so long one - wondered Marine - that's the procedure" baba.

No, not without reason they say there is no perfection in the world, each keg of honey necessarily syschetsya spoon tar. A couple of times a year have come Paschi critical days when he buhalo. On February 23, and on the day of Airborne Pasha acted as most currently alkash. Well, almost, as is currently the most alkash. Led to the house
Friends, raspival with them vodka, and then the whole company until late at night gorlanila army songs.

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